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College Grading

How your university can automatically assign grades by department...

  • Department of Statistics:
    All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
  • Department of Psychology:
    Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor open the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mid.
  • Department of History:
    All students get the same grade they got last year.
  • Department of Religion:
    Grade is determined by God.
  • Law School:
    Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
  • Department of Mathematics:
    Grades are variable.
  • Department of Logic:
    If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
  • Department of Computer Science:
    Random number generator determines grade.
  • Music Department:
    Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
  • Department of Physical Education:
    Everybody get an A.

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