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Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

Useful excuses for those sleepy moments.

  • "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
  • "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
  • "Someone must''ve put decaf in the wrong pot..."
  • "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out! You probably got here just in time!"
  • "I wasn''t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
  • "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
  • "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
  • "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."
  • "The coffee machine is broken..."
  • " ... in Jesus'' name. Amen."
e machine is broken..."
  • " ... in Jesus'' name. Amen."

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