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Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

Useful excuses for those sleepy moments.

• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out! You probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

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