President Clinton returned from holiday in Arkansas. He walked down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.
As he reached the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman stepped forward and remarked, "Nice pigs, Mr. President".
The President replied, "I''ll have to let you know that these are genuine Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary.. So, now what do you think?"
The guardsman answered..."Nice trade, Sir."