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Fun things to do in the Computer Lab

List of funny pranks to pull whilst writing your term paper.

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes. Then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After it has been turned on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
12. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
13. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
14. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
15. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
16. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2" disc drive. When it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
17. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
18. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.
19. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
20. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
21. Bring som dry ice. Make it look like your computer is smoking.
22. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
23. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
24. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
25. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
26. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
27. Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
28. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
29. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.

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