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The top ten reasons why the computer must be female....
- Picky, Picky, Picky
- They hear what you say, but not what you mean
- Beauty is only shell deep
- They can produce incorrect results at alarming speed
- When you ask what''s wrong, they say ''nothing''
- They are always turning simple statements into big productions
- Smalltalk is important
- You can do the same thing for years and suddenly it''s wrong
- They make you take the garbage out
- One missed period and they go wild