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Computers Must be Female

The top ten reasons why the computer must be female....

  1. Picky, Picky, Picky
  2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean
  3. Beauty is only shell deep
  4. They can produce incorrect results at alarming speed
  5. When you ask what''s wrong, they say ''nothing''
  6. They are always turning simple statements into big productions
  7. Smalltalk is important
  8. You can do the same thing for years and suddenly it''s wrong
  9. They make you take the garbage out
  10. One missed period and they go wild

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