- A better model is just around the corner
- They have a lot of data but are still clueless
- They don''t live up to the claims made about them
- They look nice and shiny, until you get them home
- It is always necessary to have a backup
- Even the best are unreliable and insecure
- To get their attention, you have to turn them on
- Despite years of evolution, they still can''t think for themselves
- They''ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons
- Size does matter
