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Dunkin' Donuts Joke

Funny story about a guy who decided to get a job in a Dunkin' Donuts store.

A guy called Charlie gets kicked out of home and decides he needs to get a job to get by in the world. He didn't have a lot of experience, so he thought it would be a good idea to try and get a job at Dunkin' Donuts. He visits the store and talks to the manager.

The manager decides to test Charlie and see how good he is, and so does a role play acting like a customer.

Manager: How much are your donuts?
Charlie: Uhm... I don't know.
Manager: No.. say 10 cents

So they have another go:

Manager: How much are your donuts?
Charlie: 10 cents!!
Manager: Are they fresh??
Charlie: umm.. 10 cents?
Manager: Well. not exactly... You should say "Yes, yes, very fresh".

So they try again for a third time:

Manager: How much are your donuts?
Charlie: 10 cents!!
Manager: Are they fresh??
Charlie: Yes, yes, very fresh.
Manager: Should I buy one?
Charlie: umm.. 10 cents!!
Manager: Well, that's pretty close! Say "You better hurry before somebody else does!!"

So the manager decides to give Charlie a go, and after a few days, the business is going very well, until one day, a robber breaks in to the store:

Robber: How much you got in that cash register!?!
Charlie: 10 Cents!!
Robber: Are you trying to be fresh with me punk?
Charlie: Yes, yes, very fresh!!
Robber: Alright that's it! Do you want me to shoot you?
Charlie: You better hurry before somebody else does!!

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