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Great humorous lines from office employee evaluations
- I would not allow this employee to breed.
- This associate is not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won''t
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
- When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whatever foot was
- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
- He set low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
- Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard was not looking.
- Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.
- A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
- A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
- If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you will get change.
- If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
- Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started