| These funny, prestigious looking award certificates are printed on thick parchment card paper, and each is affixed with a gold foil seal. Click on each link for more details! "For having achieved a company high in employee resignations, nervous breakdowns, cancellation of service contracts and irate customers, we salute you! With apologies for not using an entire hand, but all fingers except one are busy typing new resumes. " "You have graduated to the title Bitch of the Year by nagging, griping, complaining, and trashing every person you've ever met, thought of meeting, or even run over with your car. Until we met you, nobody knew PMS was a permanent state of mind. Your ability to complain for hours on end about nothing at all, is an inspiration to all bitches." "We hope the back pain you acquired in kissing more asses than anyone we know, was worth it. You have smooched, fawned over and drooled on more behinds, than a Great Dane. Your ambition lends more sucking power to your lips than a high power vacuum. Ass Kisser of the Year, we honour you!" "Congratulations! After __ years of company business, and a total of 1,258 years of working experience, we have been unable to recall anyone who pisses us off as much as you do. Frankly, we are tired of your bitching, griping, ass-kissing, sucking up, blowing us off and screwing around while we do all the work." |
