Funny Pranks, Jokes and Games

Funny Definitions

AOL (acronym) - Another Old Link

Lottery (noun) - a tax on people who are bad at math.

Freudian Slip (noun) - when you mean to say "Please pass the salt", but it comes out as "You damn bitch, you''ve ruined my life".

Auto Biography (noun) - The life story of a car.

Argument (noun) - A discussion that occurs when you''re right, but he just hasn''t realized it yet.

Blonde Jokes (noun) - Jokes that are short enough for a man to understand.

Grocery List (noun) - A piece of paper you spent half an hour writing, and then forgot to take with you to the store.

Transvestite (noun) - A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Accountant (noun) - Someone who solves a problem you didn''t know you had in a way you don''t understand.

Toaster (noun) - A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Amnesia (noun) - Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.

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