AOL (acronym) - Another Old Link
Lottery (noun) - a tax on people who are bad at math.
Freudian Slip (noun) - when you mean to say "Please pass the
salt", but it comes out as "You damn bitch, you''ve ruined my life".
Auto Biography (noun) - The life story of a car.
Argument (noun) - A discussion that occurs when you''re right, but
he just hasn''t realized it yet.
Blonde Jokes (noun) - Jokes that are short enough for a man to understand.
Grocery List (noun) - A piece of paper you spent half an hour writing,
and then forgot to take with you to the store.
Transvestite (noun) - A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Accountant (noun) - Someone who solves a problem you didn''t know
you had in a way you don''t understand.
Toaster (noun) - A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
Automatically burns toast.
Amnesia (noun) - Condition that enables a woman who has gone through
labor to make love again.