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Funny Definitions

A few funny definitions you may not find in Webster's Dictionary.

  • AOL (acronym) - Another Old Link
  • Lottery (noun) - a tax on people who are bad at math.
  • Freudian Slip (noun) - when you mean to say "Please pass the salt", but it comes out as "You damn bitch, you''ve ruined my life".
  • Auto Biography (noun) - The life story of a car.
  • Argument (noun) - A discussion that occurs when you''re right, but he just hasn''t realized it yet.
  • Blonde Jokes (noun) - Jokes that are short enough for a man to understand.
  • Grocery List (noun) - A piece of paper you spent half an hour writing, and then forgot to take with you to the store.
  • Transvestite (noun) - A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
  • Accountant (noun) - Someone who solves a problem you didn''t know you had in a way you don''t understand.
  • Toaster (noun) - A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
  • Amnesia (noun) - Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.


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