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Funny Election Quotes

Funny and silly quotes from some of the 'top' candidates for US elections.

"It's time for my generation to lead California. Davis has done a terrible job of leading California and so have Democratic and Republican politicians. I believe my candidacy will empower my generation to control our own destiny".

Brooke Adams, Nonpartisan Business Executive

"I started out as thinking 'This would be funny, why don't I run?' But then I discovered I really wanted to do it. I want to show that you can do porn and it doesn't mean you are stupid".

Mary (Mary Carey) Cook, Nonpartisan Adult Film Actress

"It doesn't matter if you are a Democrat or Republican, If you're young or old, what the racial thing is, nothing matters to me. To me what matters is that I want to represent everyone in California. That is the important thing."

Arnold Schwarzanegger, Republican Actor

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Funny Bush and Gore Quotes from the 2000 US Election Campaign

"They misunderestimated me." —George W. Bush

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." —George W. Bush

"This is an impressive crowd. The haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base" —George W. Bush.

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century." —George W. Bush, reflecting on the Lewinsky scandal.

"The idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous." —George W. Bush

"You think if you get elected, Gore will try to take credit for it?" —Jay Leno to Bush

More Funny George Bush Quotes

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"Public speaking is very easy."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

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