Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer
Will Rogers
There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable
Robert Smith Surtees
Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same
Benjamin Franklin
Law school has been described as a place for the accumulation of learning.
First-year students bring some in; third-year students take none away. Hence
it accumulates
Unknown
Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out
of them
William Goldsmith
A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with
guns
Mario Puzo
The one great principle of English law is to make business for itself
Charles Dickens
America is the paradise of lawyers
David Brewer
Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers
Elbert Hubbard
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell
the truth
Patrick Murray
Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury
duty
George Bernard Shaw
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing
Will Rogers
An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent
lawyer can delay one even longer
Unknown
Lawyer: An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients
from others of his profession
Unknown
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished
Jermy Bentham
A man without money needs no more fear a crowd of lawyers than a crowd
of pickpockets
R. Rinkle
Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called "inbreeding,"
from which comes idiot children and more lawyers
Kip Lurie
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from you enemies
and keeps it to himself
Henry Bougham
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