Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer
Will Rogers There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable
Robert Smith Surtees Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same
Benjamin Franklin Law school has been described as a place for the accumulation of learning. First-year students bring some in; third-year students take none away. Hence it accumulates
Unknown Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them
William Goldsmith A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns
Mario Puzo The one great principle of English law is to make business for itself
Charles Dickens America is the paradise of lawyers
David Brewer Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers
Elbert Hubbard A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth
Patrick Murray
Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty
George Bernard Shaw The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing
Will Rogers An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer
Unknown Lawyer: An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession
Unknown Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished
Jermy Bentham A man without money needs no more fear a crowd of lawyers than a crowd of pickpockets
R. Rinkle Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called "inbreeding," from which comes idiot children and more lawyers
Kip Lurie A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from you enemies and keeps it to himself
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