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Top Ten New Year Resolutions
The ten funniest new year resolutions i've heard for this year.
- I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
- I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer
- When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
- I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone
- I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
- I will think of a password for my computer other than "password."
- I will try to figure out why I "really" need 11 e-mail addresses.
- I will go into McDonald''s and order a McSpreader
- I will go into McDonald''s and order a McSlurry
- I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud"
that I purchased never showed up.