- Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!"
- Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
- Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
- "I''d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
- To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
- You want to see if it''s like the dream.
- People stop stealing your pens after they''ve seen where you keep them.
- Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
- Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
- No one steals your chair.
