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Reasons why God never received tenure at any university

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  • He had only one major publication.
  • It was in Hebrew.
  • It had no references.
  • It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
  • Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
  • He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
  • Some say he had his son teach the class.
  • It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
  • His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
  • The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
  • His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
  • He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
  • When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
  • When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample .
  • He expelled his first two students for learning.
  • Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
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