"The first task is to collect ten items of fruit or vegetable from anywhere on the island." So the guys go off in three different directions with cannibal escorts to search.
A few minutes later the first man returns carrying ten apples, and the second task is laid before him
"You must push all ten apples up your bum without making a single sound!" says the cheif cannibal. So with little choice the first man begins....
1... 2... 3... 4... 5 "OUCH" he shouts and sure enough he is torn limb from limb and eaten by the cannibals.
5 minutes later after the meal the second man returns with 10 berries and is
given the second task. So off he goes...
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... Suddenly the second man burst into laughter and is torn limb from limb and eaten.
When the second man reaches heaven he is greeted by the first man who is itching to ask him a question
"WHY OH WHY when you had such an easy task did you start laughing????"
To which the second man replies: "There I was inserting berries up my bum thinking how easy it was when I looked up to see the other guy with a big grin on his face and 10 melons in his arms!!!!"ce and 10 melons in his arms!!!!"