A lady bought a new audio car. It cost a lot of money, so she had high expectations of the accessories and equipment. A few days after getting the car home, she was back in the salesroom, making a complaint that the car radio was not working.
"Madam," said the sales manager, "the radio system in this vehicle is absolutely top of the range, it is automatic. You don't need to fiddle around with controls. Instead, all you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and that is what it will play!"
The lady was somehwat baffled and confused as she drove the car home. But she decided to give it a go. "Nelson", she called out to the audio system. From within the radio came a crackly voice: "Ricky or Willie?".
The lady was completely astonished. When she asked for Mozart, the stereo played Mozart. If she asked for Nat King Cole, she got it.
A few months later the woman was driving out of town, listening to "On The Road Again", as she pulled up to a red light. As the light turned green she pulled away, but an enourmouse four-by-four came out of a side street and cut her up. The driver was obviously not paying attention. The lady swerved and narrowly missed a collision.
"Idiot" she yelled.
And, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."