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Misunderstandings about the Internet

Comments made by customers in a computer store where the customers had hilarious misunderstandings about the Internet.

The Internet rage has hit the mainstream. Unfortunately, nobody seems to know what it is. The following customer comments are attributed to students at a university campus computer store in the US....

  • Customer: "I''d like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?"
  • Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"
  • Customer: "I would like an Internet please."
  • Customer: "I just got your Internet in the mail today..."
  • Customer: "I just downloaded the Internet. How do I use it?"
  • Customer: "I don''t have a computer at home. Is the Internet available in book form?"
  • Customer: "Will the Internet be open on Memorial Day tomorrow?"
  • Customer: "We''re getting an Internet from you. Are you guys having any problems sending out your Internets?"
  • Customer: "The Internet is running too slow. Could you reboot it please?"
  • Customer: "We''re going on holiday for three months, can you suspend the Internet for us please?"
  • Customer: "I have a problem with my Internet. Anyone know how to get the screens smaller?"
  • Customer: "What do you mean I have to pay for Internet access??"
  • Customer: "I lost my Internet. I switched it off last night and turned on this morning, and it''s gone. I just paid $19.95 a month, and I have lost it already. Can you send me another one?"
  • Customer: "The Internet site''s giving me a busy signal!"
  • Customer: "Every time I call you I get disconnected from the Internet!"

More stories from Customer Support Staff

Some people pay for their online services with checks made payable to "The Internet."

Had a guy call just recently, asking how to get to the Internet through a word processor.

I got a call from an administrative assistant in our office. She said when she opened Netscape it was smaller than normal, so she could not see the entire Internet.


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