- To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed
- The ''Party Hats'' look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones
- There''s a "Happy 1995" sticker on the packete of shrimp you''ve been eating all night
- It''s January 6th
- Prison regulations require lights out at 10:00 pm
- The guests have decided to start the midnight countdown at 10,000
- At midnight everyone gathers around to watch your Uncle Earl''s pants drop
- You hear a guy doing a count down before using the bathroom
- The ''Champagne'' tastes suspiciously like apple juice mixed with Alka Seltzer
Credit: The Late show with David Letterman
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/