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Top 10 Signs You're At A Lame New Year's Eve Party

Funny hints and tips to let you know if you are at a really bad party this year...

  1. To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed
  2. The ''Party Hats'' look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones
  3. There''s a "Happy 1995" sticker on the packete of shrimp you''ve been eating all night
  4. It''s January 6th
  5. Prison regulations require lights out at 10:00 pm
  6. The guests have decided to start the midnight countdown at 10,000
  7. At midnight everyone gathers around to watch your Uncle Earl''s pants drop
  8. You hear a guy doing a count down before using the bathroom
  9. The ''Champagne'' tastes suspiciously like apple juice mixed with Alka Seltzer

Credit: The Late show with David Letterman
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/

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