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The Brain Transplant

A funny sexist joke about a man who needed a brain transplant and was offered either a male of female brain for the operation.

A young man was waiting in the doctor's surgery waiting for some test results.

The doctor returned from the laboratory and said:

"Well, there is good news and there is bad news. The bad news is that you have a brain tumor that not even our best expert can operate on. The good news is that this surgery has just received a license to do a new brain transplant procedure that has never been tried before."

Luckily for the patient there had just been an road accident nearby, where, sadly, a young couple had died.

The doctor said, "You can have either the man's brain or the woman's brain. The cost of the man's brain is $1,000,000.00, and the cost of the woman's brain is $30,000.00."

The man couldn't help but to ask: "why is there such a big difference in price between the male and female brain?"

The doctor replied, "the female brain is used."