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Lawyer Quotes

Funny quotes and sayings about Lawyers and the Legal System

  • Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer
    Will Rogers
  • There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable
    Robert Smith Surtees
  • Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same
    Benjamin Franklin
  • Law school has been described as a place for the accumulation of learning. First-year students bring some in; third-year students take none away. Hence it accumulates
  • Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them
    William Goldsmith
  • A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns
    Mario Puzo
  • The one great principle of English law is to make business for itself
    Charles Dickens
  • America is the paradise of lawyers
    David Brewer
  • Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers
    Elbert Hubbard
  • A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth
    Patrick Murray
  • Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty
    George Bernard Shaw
  • The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing
    Will Rogers
  • An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer
  • Lawyer: An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession
  • Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished
    Jermy Bentham
  • A man without money needs no more fear a crowd of lawyers than a crowd of pickpockets
    R. Rinkle
  • Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called "inbreeding," from which comes idiot children and more lawyers
    Kip Lurie
  • A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from you enemies and keeps it to himself
    Henry Bougham
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