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Genuine Newspaper Headlines

Hilarious examples of where the headline writers did not get things quite right....

American Comedian Will Rogers once said, "All I know is what I read in the papers". However some busy business men around the world don''t even read the papers, just the headlines. Unfortunately, given tight deadlines and constraints of space, the headline writers do not always get it right. The following actual newspaper headlines demonstrate the point...


Bad Grammar...


Opposite Meaning...

Love Flasher Bear - Funny Valentines Greeting Card
Weapons of Mass Destruction ECard
Download Love into your Valentine''s Computer


Stating the Obvious...