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Jokes about Men

Jokes by women poking fun at men.... all in the name of comedy!

Jokes about Men

• Q. How do you know if a man is sexually active?
• A. He''s breathing
  

• Q.What is the difference between a man and E.T?
  A. E.T phones home
  

• Q.How do you get to a mans heart?
• A.With an axe or a knife
  

• Fact: Men are living proof women can take a joke
  

• Q. What do you call the useless fatty tissue at the end of the penis?
  A. A man

• Q.What''s the difference between a man and a toilet?
  A. A toilet doesn''t follow you around after you''ve used it.

• Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
• A: Because men fake foreplay!

• Q: What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
• A: A widow.