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Music Humor

Miscellaneous jokes about music and musicians.

What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
Counterpoint.

What is better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
It''s all in the grip.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower?
Vibrato.