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A breif history of my New Year Resolutions

Funny summary of my three new year resolutions from the past five years.

• 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
• 2000: I will read at least 10 books a year.
• 2001: I will read 5 books a year.
• 2002: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
• 2003: I will try and finish the comics section this year.

• 1999: I will get my weight down below 170.
• 2000: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200.
• 2001: I will follow my new diet until I get below 220.
• 2002: I will work out once a week.
• 2003: I will drive past a gym at least once a week.

• 1999: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
• 2000: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
• 2001: I will be totally out of debt by next year.
• 2002: I will try to pay off the debt interest by next year.
• 2003: I will try to be out of the country by next year.