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Thoughts About Marriage

Thoughts and quotes about the wonderful world of dating and marraige. Married men and women everywhere should read this.

Quotes on Marriage

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures
Samuel Johnson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that''s what you''re looking for, go live with a car battery
Erma Bombeck

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.

A few thoughts about getting married

Questions about Weddings

Q: Is it OK to bring a date to the wedding reception?
A: Not if you are the groom.

Q: What kind of music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except ''I''m a Little Teapot''.

Q: What is a wedding tragedy?
A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.