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Reasons to Give Mr Penis a Pay Rise
10 Reasons to give Mr Penis a pay rise and 10 reasons why management would refuse the request!
- He works very hard;
- He has to work at great depths;
- He has to work upside down;
- He works without ventilation or air conditioning;
- He has to work in a high humidity environment;
- He has to work at high temperatures;
- He doesn''t get holidyas or weekends off;
- He does not get time off after working extra hours;
- He works in an extremely hazardous environment that can often lead to disease.
Reasons that Management refuse this request:
- He does not work 8 hrs in any working shift;
- He does not answer all requests immediately;
- There a frequent complaints abut performance;
- He falls asleep frequently after only short bursts of activity;
- He shows no evidence of fidelity in the work place;
- He is not a team player;
- He doesn''t work at all unless pushed from behind;
- He never leaves the workplace clean after finishing work;
- He often leaves work far too early!