Only in America -
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Ten funny things that you would only ever find in the U.S.A
- Pizza can arrive at your house quicker than an ambulance
- We we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
- We put our usefless junk in the garage but leave our expensive cars on the drive
- Healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front of the drugstore, but sick people have to walk all the way to the back to get their prescription
- People order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet Coke.
- Banks chain the pens to the counter, but leave the vault doors open
- The skating rink has disabled parking spaces
- We use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
- Hot dogs come in packets of ten but buns come in packets eight.
- We have drive-up ATM machines with Braille instructions.