How to Please a Woman

Follow this advice if you wish to impress your girlfriend.

• Compliment her;
• respect her;
• honor her;
• cuddle her;
• caress her;
• love her;
• kiss her;
• stroke her;
• buy things for her;
• tease her;
• comfort her;
• protect her;
• hug her;
• hold her;
• spend money on her;
• wine and dine her;
• listen to her;
• care for her;
• stand by her;
• support her;
• hold her.

How to Please a Man

Follow this advice if you wish to impress your boyfriends.

• Show up naked;
• Bring beer.