When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don''t do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn''t do it, he is too busy.

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, I''m ass-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he''s co-operating.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets