Three funny jokes about US presidents Clinton, Bush and Obama
|Jokes about president Clinton, president Bush and president Obama|
President Clinton Joke
A soldier was coming home one day after a hard day's work at the Pentagon. The traffic was a lot busier than normal, and a bit further along all of the traffic had totally stopped. A policeman approach his car, so the soldier asked the cop what was causing the holdup. "We are in a bit of a crisis. Mr Clintin is standing in the middle of the road, he is very upset. He desn't have the $34 million dollars he needs to pay his lawyers, and his family have disowned him. He's threatening to douse himself in gas and set fire tom himself".
"So what are you doing about it", asked the soldier. The policeman replied, "I feel sorry for the president so I am going around asking for donations".
"How much do you have so far?", asked the soldier.
Well only 13 gallons so far, but lots of people are siphoning as we speak!
President Bush Joke
George Bush and Dick Cheney are cathing up, and Bush is complaining about all of the dumb George Bush jokes. Cheney, feeling sorry for him, decides to cheer him up, "Don't worry boss", he says "they are just jokes, and there are a lot of really stupid people out there: I'll prove it to you."
So Cheney and Bush hail a cab and Cheney says "please could you take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I am at home?"
Without batting an eyelid, the cab driver takes them to 29 Nickel Street.
Cheney says to Bush "See! This guy is really stupid."
Bush agreed: "Yes, he really is an idiot. There was a pay phone just outside the office. You could have called instead."
President Obama Joke
President Obama decided to give a public addresses at a traditional American Farm. However, the speach couldn't get started because of a multitude of flies flying around the president's head.
Obama demanded that the farmer explain why the flies wouldn't leave. The farmer replied, "those particular flies are 'circle flies'. They always fly in circles around the back end of horses."
Obama was angry. "Are you saying that I'm a horse's ass?"
The farmer answered, "No Sir, Mister President. I would never call someone a horse's ass. It's hard to fool them flies though."