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The amazing intelligence of the technologically profound... and the things they said which turned out to be... well, perhaps not so profound afterall.
  • "Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?"
    -- Bill Gates, 1981
  • "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
    --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
  • "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
    --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
  • "I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won''t last out the year."
    --The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957
  • "But what ... is it good for?"
    --Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.
  • "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
    --Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
  • "This ''telephone'' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."
    --Western Union internal memo, 1876.
  • "The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
    --David Sarnoff''s associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
  • "The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ''C,'' the idea must be feasible."
    --A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith''s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
  • "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"
    --H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.
  • "I''m just glad it''ll be Clark Gable who''s falling on his face and not Gary Cooper."
    -Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind."
  • "A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."
    --Response to Debbi Fields'' idea of starting Mrs. Fields'' Cookies.
  • "We don''t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
    --Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
  • "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible."
    --Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.
  • "Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You''re crazy."
    --Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.
  • "Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau."
    --Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.
  • "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."
    --Marecha Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
  • "Everything that can be invented has been invented."
    --Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.
  • "Louis Pasteur''s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction".
    --Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872
  • "The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon".
    --Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.
orever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon".
--Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.

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