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Rude and Crude Teddy Bear

This cuddly teddy bear is really cute until you squeeze his tummy and hear him talk!

Image of a Very Rude BearWho needs another teddy bear that says, "I love you?"

Give your friends, family and loved ones the gift that says what you really mean: Ballsy Bear™, Bitchy Bear™ and Badass Bear™ - the World''s Nastiest Talking Teddy Bears™!

Ballsy, Bitchy and Badass are big, cuddly-looking teddy bears, but when you squeeze their tummies, they each say over 20 outrageous things. These stuffed animals are a whole lot of fun, perfect for almost any occasion such as birthdays, anniversaries, and office parties.

Just don''t give them to the kids!

Click here to place your order!

Or perhaps you would prefer one of these Very Rude Beenie Babies?!?Image of a Rude horse with a large erection

Rude Phrases

  • I''ve got a stiffy that just won''t quit!
  • Kiss my %$*@ing ass!
  • I swear. She told me she was 18!
  • Squeal like a pig!
  • I got your warm and fuzzy right here!
  • Whoa! Acid flashback!
  • What part of f&#k off don''t you understand?
  • Blow me!

This ''cute'' toy says these rude phrases and over 12 more lewd things!

Click here to listen to the rude bear...

Click here to place your order!

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