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Proverbs by School Kids

Humor - Funny examples of proverbs written by School Children.

A first grade teacher collected some well known proverbs and gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb. She asked the kids to come up with the rest of the proverb - with some interesting results!...

  • Better be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.
  • Strike while the .... bug is close.
  • It''s always darkest before .... daylight savings time.
  • An idle mind is .... the best way to relax.
  • You can lead a horse to water but .... how?
  • Don''t bite the hand that .... looks dirty.
  • A miss is as good as a .... Mr.
  • You can''t teach an old dog new .... math.
  • If you lie down with the dogs, you''ll..stink in the morning.
  • The pen is mightier than the .... pigs.
  • Where there''s smoke, there''s .... pollution.
  • Happy the bride who .... gets all the presents.
  • A penny saved is .... not much.
  • Two''s company, three''s.......................the musketeers.
  • As you shall make your bed so shall you..........mess it up.
  • Children should be seen and not.........spanked or grounded.
  • When the blind leadeth the blind.........get out of the way.

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