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Funny Extracts from Science Test Answers

Genuine funny excerpts from answers students gave on science exam papers

The following are genuine excerpts from answers students gave on science exam papers...

  • The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.
  • The hookworm larvae enters the human body through the soul.
  • A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
  • Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.
  • English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse.
  • The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
  • The cuckoo bird does not lay his own eggs.
  • To prevent conception when having intercourse, the male wears a condominium.
  • To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
  • Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
  • Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
  • To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.
  • A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.
  • The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
  • An example of animal breeding is the farmer who mated a bull that gave a great deal of milk with a bull with good meat.
  • We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and study of rocks.
  • A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
  • A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.
  • Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

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