Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing
was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull
market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators
rose, while escalators continued a slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca
Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. And batteries exploded attempting to recharge
the market.
