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Sunday School Wisdom

A collection of Interesting facts revealed by young people in Sunday school!

  • The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
  • Noah''s wife was called Joan of Ark.
  • Lot''s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
  • Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
  • Unleavened bread is bread made without ingredients.
  • Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 commandments.
  • The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery."
  • Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
  • David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
  • The people who followed Jesus was called the 12 decibals.
  • The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
  • One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
  • Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
  • A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.

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