Quotes on Marriage
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures
Marriage has no guarantees. If that''s what you''re looking
for, go live with a car battery
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited
about nothing -- and then marry him.
A few thoughts about getting married
- I''ve sometimes thought about marrying... and then I''ve thought again.
- A little girl asked her father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don''t know, I''m still paying."
- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together.
- Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
- Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
- Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
- Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ''Y'' becomes silent.
- Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
- If you want your wife to listen carefully to everything you say, try talking in your sleep.
- If marriage was outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
- My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
- How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.
- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Questions about Weddings
Q: Is it OK to bring a date to the wedding reception?
A: Not if you are the groom.
Q: What kind of music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except ''I''m a Little Teapot''.
Q: What is a wedding tragedy?
A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.